This generously sized 48 inch by 26 inch or 117cm by 70cm, 100% cotton bath towel is probably the greatest advance in personal hygiene since soap and water!
Directions for using this towel are pretty simple, always dry your face with the white end of the towel marked 'face'! You use the dark brown end of the towel marked 'arse' to dry the rest of your body. This will ensure you are not rubbing your face in any hidden unsavoury substances.
As well as giving anyone who uses your bathroom a giggle (and a gentle hint), the Arse / Face towel is a genuinely good quality, full-size bath towel. Ideal for any bathroom, particularly in shared houses or student flats, where the washing machine is an object of mystery.
Makes a funny gift for both sexes and all ages, friends, family etc so get some today!